JM: So, have you ever used a toilet that's just a hole in the ground?
Me: Yes, I didn't enjoy it.
JM: Yeah, when you use it all you hear is plop, plop, plop. It's funny.
Me: Ummm... is this what boys talk about at dinner?
ALL:YEP!
Me: Hmmm. It's worse when you get a mosquito bite when you're using it.
JC: Don't you think we're being gross?
Me: Meh.
JC: Huh?
Me: I'm hungry.
JC: Oooooh (general nodding all around.) Hey, Tez, I can't have any of J***'s birthday cake tonight. I gave it up for Lent.
Me: Well done! That's fine. You can have something else.
HM: What did you give up for Lent, Tez?
Me: Nothing. I'm not Christian... but I don't eat pork.
JC: Aw yeah, is that because you're a Mongolian?
Me: (trying to maintain composure, not choke, snort or laugh hysterically) I think you mean a Muslim, dear.
JC: Aw yeah, one of those. (nodding sagely)
My boys crack me up.
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2 comments:
Oh haha that is so funny. I love the things that kids come out with. So nice that you all got to have dinner together.
They're so freakin' cute! I love my boys. :) I love our overnight trips and camps just for the simple fact that I get to hang out with my kids and get to know them a bit better in a different context. :)
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